People will laugh at a goat in a coat

There’s a storm brewing at work over the way we dress. Or it could be all in my head, a tea cup or whatever. Our Kenyan bosses, I have come to notice, really get their panties twisted when it comes to dressing. Now, just like it was with the previous bossman, our new MD has come with his own fervor regarding how we must present ourselves at work.

We are required to wear SUITS (yeah, don’t laugh) and we must do this throughout the week. The ladies have it rougher; they have been told to leave the jeans home. No more skinnies, dearies. At the weekend, we can put on only DARK jeans (who would want to wear white jeans?)

But this is like going round Mt Sinai. Same ol’ same ol’. I mean, I expected to see peeps all suited up this morning. I thought I’d be the odd man out. I thought I’d be denied entry at the gate or something. I guess even the security people do not believe in this charade.

I just want this fuss to be over with so we can all get back to our usual drabness.

And also, I have been doing some field work lately and it feels good. Going to rural areas finding out about the impact of malaria is not exactly the best way to spend time out of office but interacting with the different people out there, going into their lives and seeing their humanness up-close has been refreshing.

Oh, and, please be careful with your cars. I hear the thugs have gotten so clever. And vicious. Someone bumps you from behind, don’t stop. You are probably a few minutes away from a really nasty experience.

About Steven

First off, I love writing. I have completed tomes, all in my head. When I haven't been on the sidelines silently critiquing the work of others and trying to convince myself that I am a better writer, I have actually enjoyed reading, immersing myself in the power of words. So, now say I am a writer. I can say that now without any self-consciousness. I write about what amazes me about the human condition. That every human is the result of a 1:4000000000 chance is mind blowing to me.
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6 Responses to People will laugh at a goat in a coat

  1. petesmama says:

    Good luck with the garb.

    If only thugs would put their creativity into hatching business ideas!

  2. normzo says:

    Suits!!! Bambi-

    he will get used to the fact that u people just want your white jeans and the girls want to show some cleavage- so he will give up.
    hahaaa

  3. Mckeith says:

    After sometime the dressing will change……but it may stick to some.

    thieves are creative…..

  4. Sleek says:

    suits? where is a sane person to get suits to wear the whole week!! oh, almost forgot, Giovanni is in town…sell the car, buy the suits

  5. Mudamuli says:

    Sounds like my friend’s work place. He’s a ‘what’s up’ but he has to wear a suit to work every day.

  6. mphoebe says:

    and will the suits up one’s story count
    explode the sales
    or will they make the canteen food any tastier.

    I hate dress codes
    I guess it’s another capitalist invention to waste
    everyone’s time and money

    about the malaria research;
    cheers mate
    it’s always great to touch base with your country

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