The Indian and the Coins

There’s this dude who is my best friend but he doesn’t know it. We are so different yet so alike. Peeps all around don’t understand him and why he does the things he does. I do.

My friend and i have very different view points on life sometimes. He sees things that i dont see. Maybe it comes down to where we went for nursery school.

He likes women with flesh on them. And he appreciates the beauty of a woman first before he goes to things like what does she think about the USE and the few companies that are listed so far. He stops in the middle of a sentence and stares (yes, STARES) at a fleshy Nubian Queen.

He always explans it away as the Question of the Indian and the Coins.

Mbu there was this indian who lefft the jungle and came to the city. He was able to hear the birds sing in the middle of the metropolis while his host thought that was utter hogwash. To illustrate the point that we are different and see or hear what we want, he pulled out these coins and threw them into the air. As they landed, time came to a stop. Everyone stopped and looked around. Indian dude had made his point.

When i look at females, i’m not looking at the booty, not to say they are not attractive from that angle but because i am conditioned to look deeper. I think. My friend, he flirts alot and he is the soul of the party. But we are like one and the same.

Maybe one day, i will grow up and see that it all comes down to the mating game; y’know, “Me Tarzan, you Jane let’s make a little monkey.”


About Steven

It wasn't me; arrest the voices. It was the voices in my head. Sike! I am Ugandan first. I care for development in my country. I am a curious observer second and I care to know what you think.
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28 Responses to The Indian and the Coins

  1. Savage-No, I didn't quit says:

    I also failed to judge girls from the backside point of view. I think I am a rare male. Not only am I indifferent about booty, but actually too much of it is a deal breaker. I guess I watch too many commercials with skinny models.

    My criteria is I take a mental “passport size” photo of a girl and that gets her in.

    Of course I have other considerations to determine if she is a one-night stand, a girlfriend or I should run for my dear life.

  2. Iwaya says:

    I really want to comment on this post but i’m not sure if i’m in the right frame of mind right now to debate about the aesthetic pleasures of booty over brains, of which there are many and you know what i’m talking about. i’m in the eternal bachelor mode and and hell if i’m going to be sprung out of that funk right now! hell, why can’t a guy get over needing women? they make me so mad and grilled up that i could spit and spit out my instestines too! told ya i’m cray, crazy after being mad! but women, ah well, like the jazz song goes, “i want a woman with a meat on her!” there, i made no sense but i feel better. women with flesh on them the way God made them, that’s how i love them.

    ps: who is the best friend you were talking about? i think i have a suspicion who he is? his comment comes 2 after mine! wanna bet?

  3. Iwaya says:

    PPS: I have decided i’m going to stop blogging and commenter too! that’s my new resolution. i feel better already so lemme tackle this thing more properly in my new role.

    of course we all want women with brains, women who didn’t giggle sillily at everything and be making eyes eating blades of grass like those village girls. but how many are you gonna get in kampala? not that there aren’t intelligent women. what am about to say maybe offensive to some but it is largelly true. most of the intelligent women often tend to be sinfully ugly (blogger babes are trying to disprove me on this, at least the ones whose pix we have as screensavers) and the majority don’t really want a man to know that they are intelligent. i don’t know why this is. maybe because they want to protect male egos by not being too intelligent. maybe that’s why.

    anyway, one is left only with the option of judging women by their booty and that is the option largely(hehehehehe!) open to most ugandan men.

    how am i doing so far in my new job?

  4. Cherie says:

    Screen savers??? Iwaya???

    Sav, wat did u do to me????? U done killed me!

  5. Cherie says:

    Oh, and Iwaya…not all intelligent women are ugly! And vice versa.

    Its just that u guys get so intimidated by hot intelligent chics, u decide to hide under those boulders!

  6. Iwaya says:

    @Cherie: apart from the blogger chicks who don’t count, name 10 hot intelligent women. look up the word intelligent and then ask Baz for the definition of ‘hot’ before you make this list.

  7. Degstar says:

    i like d direction dis debate is going, won’t everyone else wade in?

  8. Kenyanchick says:

    @Iwaya – why don’t blogger chicks count? WHY?? You mean you wouldn’t want to make little monkeys with us?

    Now that I’ve thought about it, that’s a truly insane sentence. I’m leaving now…

  9. Cherie says:

    Iwaya…check my blog for the list of hot intelligent women!

  10. Cherie says:

    actually just chill, lemme do it here

    1. Condi
    2. Sonia Gandhi
    3. Winnie Byanyima
    4. Cherie L’amour
    5. Phoebe Buffay
    6. etc etc

    Man its so hard!

  11. Cherie says:

    @Iwaya…i even tried to google them…the intelligent ones are dabatable in the looks dept!

  12. Darlkom says:

    I think it all boils down to how the world we live in treats beautiful people, they get the breaks so they don’t feel they have to fight or even work hard if looking good is all it’s going to take to get them in, on the other hand, less than beautiful people have to ‘make up’ for not being stunning by actually being able to do whatever they say they can do. It is unfair, I know and all these pretty dumb things aren’t helping themselves either but that is the way I see it. Now, I happen to be hot and intelligent but this was through no conscious effort of my own, I just have watched alot of t.v in my short life and everything I know I have learned from there… oh, also I read a little. In a nutshell, READ!!!

  13. Iwaya says:

    @Cherie: Told you!

  14. Iwaya says:

    hotness-intelligent women= rare=always taken, booked or not interested in dating

    intelligent women-not so hot= plentiful, mothers, in abusive relationships, single coz they can’t find a man who can stand their intelligence, working.

    hotness-dumb women= plentiful like fish in the sea= the ones to sow your wild seeds with.

    class closed.

  15. Degstar says:

    wasnt this all satrted with d story of a dude who likes his nubian queens to be big bummed? aint dat what this is really absolutely kabisa about, where u lie in d preference scale; big bum or not big bum?

  16. baz says:

    Iwaya, you are just looking in the wrong place. I keep meeting hot and smart chicks. They are all over the place.

  17. Iwaya says:

    @Baz: hey buddy, you missed out a word, “oh its upside down…lemme turn this m****ker right around”(don’t you just LOOOOOVE Eminem?!) —I keep meeting hot and smart chicks with issues…all over the place. told ya the eternal bachelor’s my gospel nowadays!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Savage, some of us cant get to yo blog!Why is that so?

  19. Anonymous says:

    and how do i get a google account?

  20. Degstar says:

    show urself and i will invite you to gmail.

    eeh yo people,
    wssup with JKB? man, i cant get nada on her blog! where u at Child?

    my GF is hot n smart. n got no issues except how to please me n keep me happy. i dare u to make a smartass remark

  21. Cherie says:


  22. Iwaya says:

    Only pictures will tell, Only pictures!

  23. Savage-No, I didn't quit says:

    Iwaya, I can vouch for Degstar.

  24. Iwaya says:

    Mr. Marvin Gaye look-a-like, I DON’T THINK SO!

  25. Degstar says:

    @Mr. Magoo,
    thank u my kind sir.

    beleive d man, my woman is so hot she makes Gabrielle Union look like Courtney Love.
    now dat u mention it, dere is a Marvin Gaye thang going on with Mr. Magoo.

  26. Jay says:

    Hold the phone on that “i am conditioned to looke deeper” business. Something superficial and cosmetic usually strikes you first before you decide to search for the beauty with in.

    Otherwise you be staopping every girl you met to pick her brains on matters existential before you got to find the one you flow with.

  27. Savage-No, I didn't quit says:

    Updates please!!!!!!!

  28. ish says:

    u know who always wins? the skinny brunnetes! and sometimes, it’s the latin girls.

    but the smart-in-a-stupid-way Ugandan girls? we always lose.

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